There's something in my soup!
It's taking me for a loop!
It looks so fine
Could it be mine?
There's somethingin my soup!

There's something in my tea!
It's doesn't look so good to me.
It's kind of salty,
Really paltry.
There's something in my tea!

There's something on my toast!
But I don't want to boast.
It's liverwurst,
The best, not the worst.
There's something on my toast!

There's something on my Fritos!
It's dusty like my Cheetos.
It smells okay,
But it's kinda gray.
There's something on my Fritos!

There's something inside me!
It's from boyfriend, you see.
A baby girl, or baby boy
Who I will love and hold with joy.
There's something inside me!