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It's The Law
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| Gravity is the law That holds people down. It causes our feet The pavement to pound. It makes our chins Droop and sag; Beautiful breast Become like tea bags. And why is it That we can't fly? Gravity, That's why! Gravity causes things To plummet and break. It makes leaves fall So that we have to rake. | It is the reason We can't jump over things. It is why the fall Must follow the spring. It is unconstitutional, To say the least, It discriminates against The weak and obese. But although it seems That this law isn't fair, It keeps all the crap From floating in the air. So it is sad, but true, That gravity we need So that we all Might continue to breathe. |