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Accidental Death (by Diogenes Bob)

My dog died the other day;
I feel terrible that he is dead.
It may have been my fault;
The toilet seat fell on his head.

Why was it my fault?
My dog would still be around,
If I'd only listened to my mom
And put the toilet seat down.


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