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Homeless Cobs
by Diogenes Bob

In my house
The cobwebs roam.
I would not put a cob
Out of a home.

But the other reason
These homes I don't rob
Is that I am afraid
Of being bitten by a cob.

This is good strategy,
I think you'll agree;
You know how painful
Those cob bites can be.