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Fox Mulder
by Nike

My name is Fox Mulder
I am smarter than a blouder

My parters name is Scully
Who always gets beat up fully
By government Bullies

I am afraid of little green men.
Who fly around in tin

When i tried to wrap something in foil
I got interupted by the black oil

I know some crazy guys
They bearly have lives
They answer the phone
Lone Gun men

Alex can expose things that are Contagent
And is a sleevy double agent
He does not have to make a fly check
Cause he is Krycek

Some people are afraid of Flees
Me, just killer bees

I wanna know and expose the truth
And find what is wrong with her tooth

I dont need a tutor
cause I computer

I have a sister
I truly miss her
I saw many clones
But are really like stones

Trust no one
Not even a nun
Cause it will end with a gun

The Man Deep throat
Wears a black overcoat
He help me alot
Until he got shot

I know a man Skinner
He is not a liner

I am against the cancer man
But we are both lancer fans
He set my office on fire
And is a very big liar

Remember to DENY EVERTHING
And beware of little green men.