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Our pet pig (by ~*Border Bandit*~)

Our pet pig

We had a little piggy once
To our lives such joy he brought
He'd squeal whene'er we opened the fridge
Our little guinea Porky

One day after we left for school
Our ma tossed up the spread
Imagine much to her surprise
Our little guinea Porky

She said he flew into the air
Down on the floor he went
His teeth were chachachatterin'
Out little guinea Porky

Oh how could we have forgotten
It could have been much worse
If she had tossed it in the wash
Our little guinea Porky


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