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The Springlettes (by mappo)

The Springlettes are the little people
Who live inside your bellybutton
Peering out.

When you want them to come out they will not,
But when you don't
THEY JUMP ALL UP AND DOWN AND AROUND!

Silly Springlettes. Won't you come out to play?
"No way, Jose!" They say.
Dear Springlettes, I wish you would play with me.
"We'd rather take a piss on your dirty face!"

O my those Springlettes are rather naughty ones
Aren't they?


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