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e.t.
by kgal

e.t. was an alien,
who just wanted to go home.
so he used a quarter he found,
and tried to use a phone.
but someone didnt pay the bill,
he must have been a drone.
he bought an expencive laptop.
(it was the cheapest one that was there)
he reached in his pocket to pay for internet,
he found some lint and a hair.
so he finally became an astronaut,
why couldnt they just pay for the phone?
on his first trip to the moon,
he finally got to go home.