Have you ever been misunderstood?

1- A duck!
2- Duck! Ahhh!
3- Duck! Okay!
1- No it's just a duck!
4- Actually, I think that it is a goose.
1- A goose?
3- Okay! I'd love to!
2- OOO! No! Don't do that!
3- Well, it's not my fault! She told me to do it!
1- No! I just said 'goose.'
3- If you say so!
2- Stop That! You Pig!
3- What???
1- Never mind.