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assad (by lizzy)

hey Assad
yes you mr. sunshine
on my shoulder
your driving
on the shoulder
don't even have a license
let alone a permit
but your driving drunk
in Colorado
you saw flashing lights behind you
heard sirens in the wind
and wondered what
the officer pulled you over for
you first rolled down the window
he stuck a flashlight in your eyes
so you smiled and
asked him what was wrong
he said you left tail light is broke
you missed a stoplight way back there
your going way to fast
and your breath smells pretty strong
but of course being you,Assad
you got away with a warning
but your still wonderful you





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