Just a big shot nobody
walking by the fence
Looking at the life he never had because he always said
"I'm too short, I'm too fat, I'm too dumb, I'm too THAT!"
So instead he did what Daddy and Mommy wanted,
And now he's famous,
A Big Wig in his field,
A master of the art of faking life.
He's living in the Dig Wig,
the trap between here and now and then and when.
He's a goner, He's beyond salvation,
Just a Big Wig in the Dig Wig.