Poetry for Freaks!

Waste Not (by Diogenes Bob)
	I met a mime Who bothered my so That I decided He had to go. So I looked for a hit man To eliminate the mime, But none would do it; It was too heinous a crime. Why does killing a mime Cause hit men such distaste? It is because a mime Is a terrible thing to waste.

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