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LITTLE GARDEN, MY KNEES ARE BAD,
LITTLE GARDEN YOU'VE MADE ME MAD,
NOW I SACRIFICE THE PLANTS I'VE GROWN,
THE ONLY FRIENDS I'VE EVER KNOWN,
THEY'VE TURNED THEIR ROOTS ON ME,
NOW I'M OLD, I CANNOT SEE,
I ATE THE CARROTS, DIDN'T HELP MY VISION,
NOW, I'VE COME TO MY DECISION,
KILL THE VEGETABLES, BEFORE I DIE,
KILL THEM BEFORE THEY MULTIPLY,
THAT DAMN ZUCHINNI WILL BE THE WORST,
THERE'S SO DAMN MUCH, I THINK THEY'RE CURSED,
THEY WEREN'T EVEN PLANTED, THEY JUST APPEARED,
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY GARDEN TO BE CLEARED,
IT'LL LOOK SO BARE, WITH OPEN GROUND,
TRACES OF LIFE WILL NOT BE FOUND,
I'LL WATER THE GARDEN WITH GASOLINE,
I'LL LIGHT A MATCH, BURN EVERY BEAN!!
I'LL CHOP THE GARDEN WITH MY RUSTY AXE,
UNTILL IT'S GONE I CAN'T RELAX,
THE LETTUCE TELLS ME TO STEAL FROM THEM,
NO MORE COMMANDS, I'LL BREAK YOUR STEM,
HA-HA, I'LL BE FREE, WITH NO REMORSE,
I'LL CUT THE CORNSTALKS WITH ALL MY FORCE,
WHAT'S THAT ONION? JUMP OF THE BRIDGE?
HA HA, I'LL JUST LOCK YOU IN THE FRIDGE!
WHAT'S THAT SPINACH? STAB MY HEAD?
WELL, OKAY, BUT BEFORE I DO, I'LL BE WELL FED!
HA HA HA, I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME, ENJOY THE RIDE,
HUMAN AND PLANT MURDER/SUICIDE......
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