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I had a pet munkey, a munky was he. He slept and he ate and watched late nite TV
He snored and he rolled, and made such a racket, i woke up every mornin, poised with a ratchet.
I decided not to kill him, he was too cool, except for the way that he always drooled.
He brought home a girlfriend, and some munkey lengerie, and i said 'what the hell!", and he said "hey HEY!"
I be like "Dis is my house!, no skankin in here!, unless of course you buy me 4 more kegs of beer!"
So munkey brought me 4kegs more beer, and said "Okay now get the f**k outta here!" i took out my gun, and shot the munkey ho, and pointed it at the snoring drooling schmo, i took one more shot and the munkeys were dead, and then i took aim at the voices in my head
splat
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