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I had a pet munkey,
a munky was he.
He slept and he ate and watched late nite TV
He snored and he rolled,
and made such a racket,
i woke up every mornin,
poised with a ratchet.
I decided not to kill him,
he was too cool,
except for the way that he always drooled.
He brought home a girlfriend,
and some munkey lengerie,
and i said 'what the hell!",
and he said "hey HEY!"
I be like "Dis is my house!,
no skankin in here!,
unless of course you buy me 4 more kegs of beer!"
So munkey brought me 4kegs more beer, and said
"Okay now get the f**k outta here!"
i took out my gun,
and shot the munkey ho,
and pointed it at the snoring drooling schmo,
i took one more shot and the munkeys were dead,
and then i took aim at the voices in my head
splat
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