Poetry for Freaks! - Slightly Mad

Angela Lansbury met a baboon
They were married very soon.

They took off their clothes
And stepped inside a vat
of hot butter.
They like hot butter.
It was actually "I Can't Believe
It's Not Butter."
Because it has a lower
Melting Point.

Fabio.

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